Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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