Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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