is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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