Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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