yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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