is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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