Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My vagina is officially offended.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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