what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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