butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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