I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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