Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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