Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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