i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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