they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
that may or may not have been my penis.
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