Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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