3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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