whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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