FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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