I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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