I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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