at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Swine flu. Run for my life!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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