then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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