Cold hands, warm shart.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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