now i know why i became what i already was.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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