end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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