Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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