The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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