Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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