Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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