I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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