Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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