But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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