His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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