Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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