it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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