Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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