break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
