I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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