P.S. I can't hear my feet
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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