i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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