please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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