I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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