It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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