the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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