last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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