Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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