I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Randomize
