i think my mom watched the whole time
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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