All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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