ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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