I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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