doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
