Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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