You can't motorboat a personality
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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