So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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