so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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